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The Preacher’s Corner By Rev. Dr. Milton Winter Tales from Mississippi Presbyterians Most
people know I’m writing a history of Mississippi Presbyterians. A
project like this takes a long time and not every tale I’ve been told
can be included. A few, however, should be recorded. Once
upon a time, about 50 years ago, the Natchez Presbyterians decided to
organize a mission church in the Natchez suburbs, and the Rev. William
H. McAtee Sr., of Brookhaven was on the commission established for this
purpose. Dr. McAtee and his wife Queen Estella
McAtee stayed with the pastor and his wife of the Natchez First Church
the night before the service that would set the new work in motion. It
seems that before they ate breakfast, Mrs. McAtee had begun laying out
her church clothes. Queen McAtee was a Graeber of Marks, kin to our Gay
Graeber Stubbs in the present generation, and Dr. McAtee had met and
married his Queen during an earlier pastorate at Marks. Being
a very proper pastor’s wife of the old school, she had brought a hat to
wear for the occasion — in fact it was a new hat — and she
inadvertently left the hat box uncovered on the bed while she went to
the breakfast room. While she was out — you
guessed it — the Natchez preacher’s kitty came into the room and had a
wonderful time playing with that hat and veil with her claws! Poor Mrs. McAtee had to go to church hatless — and in the very grand, old First Church of Natchez, no less. Everybody
who made it out to church in Marshall County last Sunday deserves
praise. Just before 11 o’clock there was a frog-drowner rainstorm. It
continued all through church, and when the hour was over and we opened
the front doors, it was coming down hard enough to bring down a
mallard. Still, we had a decent congregation. I have often thought that foul weather actually encourages church attendance. Some
might say this is because rain discourages the golfers, but they are a
hardy lot, and if golfers intend to play, they will find a way. No, I
think it is a fact that in bad weather a kind of claustrophobia sets in
and people have a more than average desire to see other people. Today,
as I set out to teach the ladies’ circle, there is a hint of snow, and
I am guessing that the roads will be crowded with people headed here
and there — anything but being locked up in the house to behold the
frosty desolation. There are always more cars on the street just
before, or in the early stages of a snowstorm, than at any other time. I
have long nurtured the suspicion that our grocers are in league with
the weather forecasters to hype any possibility of frozen
precipitation, for just say the S-word and the store parking lots are
filled. When I drove by our local grocery
emporium as I went to the church to get ready for our Christmas Eve
service, there was a prediction of snow for Christmas afternoon. Sure
enough, the store had not only the usual crowd of shoppers picking up
that last can of pumpkin pie mix or one more tin of allspice, but the
predictable run of rabbit folk stocking up for the promised blizzard.
The parking lot was filled out to the street. I am sure Fred, Dennis
Jr., and Neal were smiling. Have you ever
wondered why the TV reporters who cover this phenomenon say stores
always sell out of bread and milk on such occasions? Don’t people need
other things, too? What about mayonnaise or cold cuts? Cereal to go
with that milk? When I confronted my grocer
with this question, he confided that there is one other item that sells
out before bad weather: beer. I do not think all
the people who flock to the store before snow are really that low on
food. I think it is that fear of being boxed in that makes them want to
see people. It is also a good reason to go to church. I
was glad to see everybody last Sunday. Many must think that preachers
want people to come solely for the sake of their egos, or for holy
evangelistic purposes, or with a wary eye on the collection plate. To
some extent that is true, but I confess last Sunday, after a week of
rain and cold weather, I was also glad to see people — old and dear
friends — in that weekly reunion that happens as we enter the hallowed
sanctuary and sit in our familiar spot. By the
way, deacons, the church sprang a leak last Sunday. Now, you have a
project, and we’ll have to have a meeting to plan it out. There you
have another grand Holly Springs custom — with our old churches, there
is always something to fix.
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