| Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones I hereby resolve... •
As a person without any hint of willpower whatsoever, about the only
New Year’s resolution I can keep is one I share with Milton Winter —
not to make resolutions. Several (many) years
ago, we printed photos of folks and their New Year’s resolutions.
Milton was the only one I asked who didn’t make a resolution — he said
something to the effect about not keeping them, so why make them. But
don’t quote me on that, as memory is not my strong suit. I’ve
made many resolutions over the years and surely, I’ve kept some of
them. But a year is a long time! I have trouble with Lent and that’s
only 40 days (remembering what I’ve given up for Lent or what I’ve
resolved is often the problem!) Watching the
Jenny Craig commercials with Valerie Bertinelli is amusing — she
doesn’t have to resolve to lose weight again this year. But they’re
only showing a head shot. How do we know she’s kept it off again? And
whatever happened to the other actress who was losing weight? Kirstie
Allie hasn’t been in those commercials a long time. I’m betting Kirstie
has the same willpower and memory problems that I have! There
are things that I can make resolutions for though — I can resolve to
continue to worry. I’ve known several elderly ladies who worried
continuously — calling themselves “crepe hangers.” (Hanging black crepe
at a death used to be a common tradition.) I can relate to that — I am a true “crepe hanger,” in the best tradition of elderly ladies! (No, I am not elderly — yet!) I
can resolve to spend more time sewing; more time in my sewing room; buy
more fabric; hoard the fabric stash I already have and to acquire more
quilting books and patterns. I cannot resolve to
finish everything I start. At this point in time, I’m guessing I have
at least 15-20 quilts/projects started. I don’t even want to think
about how many projects I have in the planning stages. One of the “big” things I’m not going to resolve is to give up computer/video games! My
kids gave me a brand-new, my own personal Nintendo DS for Christmas
(I’ve always played with one of my granddaughters’ before.) And
my friend Jane — who is also the person who addicted me to the computer
game Zuma — gave me a game from the producers of Zuma, called Jewel
Quest. All three of the games! And two Jewel Quest Solitaire games. The Saturday after Christmas I sat in my sewing room, at my computer and played Jewel Quest the entire day! I did make Hamburger Helper for supper. Maybe that’s one more resolution not to keep — cooking is something else that’s fallen by the wayside...
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