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Close to Nowhere
By Linda Jones
I can’t remember
• Pop told me the other day that he and
our daughter Dana were concerned — they’ve decided I’m becoming senile.
That’s definitely the pot calling the
kettle black — in both cases!
I don’t think I’m becoming senile —
I’ve had old-timer’s disease as long as I can remember. (yes, pun
intended).
One of the many reasons I, along with
nearly everyone else, can’t remember anything anymore is because I (we)
are just simply too busy.
My days are so crammed with stuff I
gotta do and stuff I gotta remember and, and, and...
Everyone I know has the same kind of
days.
I’ve heard it said that you can only
cram so much into your brain and then other stuff starts leaking out. I
wish it wasn’t the important stuff that leaked out of my brain — I can
remember totally dumb stuff. If I have a pot boiling on the stove
though, as long as I’m not looking directly at it, it leaves my brain
and I’ve burnt whatever, again.
People’s memories are funny
things. Pop, Dana and I have all talked about a very mundane
incident that happened when Dana was a teenager. There are three
different versions — mine, hers and his. And I’m betting, not a one of
us remembers it exactly the way it happened.
• One thing I do remember clearly is
the very first Slurpee I ever had. There was a 7-11 convenience store
just down the block from where we lived and a friend and I often made
trips there to get a candy bar or soda (I was a Pepsi drinker even
then).
Some of my friends and I made one of
our treks to the 7-11 and the clerk behind the counter — who knew us
all well — offered us a sample of the new treat that 7-11 was going to
be selling.
He gave us all small paper cups full of
grape Slurpee! We thought we’d died and gone to heaven! Giving us those
small papers cups was a brilliant marketing strategy. All of us made
frequent trips to the corner 7-11 for Slurpees after that.
I can even remember Dana’s first
Slurpees. Pop, then Daddy and I — Mommy, not Bumpy — used to put Dana
in her stroller and walk to a different corner 7-11, near where we
lived in midtown Memphis. Dana loved Slurpees and learned to drink from
a straw on them.
On 7-11-2012, 7-11 celebrated their
85th birthday and the birthday of the famous Slurpee (not the 85th
though) by giving Slurpees away.
Nearest 7-11 to us — not worth the
drive — it’s in St. Louis, Mo.
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