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Close to Nowhere
By Linda Jones
Pages of the Past
• One of my Wednesday afternoon
“to-do’s” here at the paper is The Pages of The Past.
I drag out the old, bound books — in
2012 the books are 2002, 1987 and 1962 — doesn’t sound right, does it?
Then I have to go to the proper week in
the old paper and find something interesting to fit in the Pages of the
Past space.
And it’s a chore, all right! I have to
read all the stuff from 50 years ago and laugh, or, sometimes even
better, in the 25 years ago look at the pictures and say, “Wow, look at
her hair!” Big hair was really popular 25 years ago!
Ten years ago is the hardest. Maybe
because it’s too recent? It is fun reading my column from 10 years ago
though.
“Ten Years Ago” — I’m on a mission —
I have to save the Princess!
My column was all about discovering
that you could play a really old Nintendo game — Zelda — on a
computer, if you had a game pad.
I wrote about forgetting to eat, sleep,
etc., playing Zelda on the computer — finding treasure, killing
dragons and saving the maidens in each castle until you get to rescue
Zelda, the “head” princess.
Talk about your strange coincidences!
About two weeks ago, I refound the way to play Zelda on my
computer — full screen, so I can see it! Bought myself a new gamepad
and son and computer geek Kris set me up so I wouldn’t die (it’s called
cheating) and I’m forgetting to eat, sleep, etc. I’m normally
10 minutes late to work anyway, thankfully that hasn’t changed (yet).
I was worried 10 years ago about
sharing my computer game with my grandchildren — “which compulsion is
strongest? The grandmother instinct to give everything I own to my
grandchildren or the computer game compulsion — which requires you to
hold onto the game pad controller until they pry it from your cold,
dead fingers...”
Ten years ago, I had to hurry and get
home, because I’d found the clues and treasure that was going to unlock
another castle.
Funny — that’s the same reason I have
to hurry home today!
• If one more person asks if it’s hot
enough for me I’m going to lay them out!
Yes, it’s hot enough. It’s also summer
in the south and we’re going through another drought season and so
basically, this is what it’s like living in the south — it’s HOT!
As a child, I didn’t really notice hot.
My granddaughters don’t really either.
Now, I’m old and I’m hot and I’m cranky.
Let’s all pray for rain!
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