Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones Spam burritos anyone? Spam
is not a subject I’m enjoying lately! Not the canned meat kind of Spam,
the email kind that can turn your email inbox into a nightmare --
daymare in my case. The South Reporter has had
the same email address since we entered cyberspace many, many years
ago. I’m thinking maybe 15 years, at least. Several different
computers, several different mail programs, but always the same address
-- which I’m not going to put in here today! Dixie-Net
out of Ripley has been our Internet service provider (ISP) for about
that long also, I guess. I don’t recall having another ISP, but
somedays, that doesn’t mean much. As of Monday,
October 10, we have a new email address. Despite the best efforts of
Dixie-Net, me, the editor, etc., spam has gotten the better of the old
address. We’ve always had lots of spam. Not much
you can do about it, but complain and then delete it. But, about a
month ago we began receiving a different variety of spam. Some looked
like it was written in Russian, or Chinese, or Arabic or sometimes even
“wing-dings” (%^#@$%^&*). These odd emails
invariably locked our email inbox. I’d call Dixie-Net, they’d fix and
unlock and we’d go on again. But it just kept coming and coming and
coming -- the help desk at Dixie-Net told me how to unlock it myself
and sometimes I’d fix and unlock three or four times a day. Even on
weekends, the email would have to be worked on. Not only was it scary
in the fact that we weren’t receiving school news and photos, weddings,
advertisements and legals, we didn’t know what we weren’t receiving. If
you sent us anything in the past several weeks and we didn’t run it in
the paper, most likely it’s because we didn’t get it. Send it to me
again and ask me to confirm that I received the email. Oh yeah, send it to our new address: southreporter@dixie-net.com On
my home email account, the spam folder always has a “Spam” recipe. Some
of them sound pretty tasty. (Yes, I am one of “those” people who like
Spam.) There’s one recipe I won’t be trying -- Beer Battered Spam with Raspberry Horseradish Sauce. But
the Spam hashbrown bake and the Spam breakfast burritos sound pretty
good. According to Wikipedia -- “ingredients in the classic variety of
Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water,
modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a
preservative. Spam’s gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling
of meat stock.” (72 days until Christmas) |