Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones Deep fried butter? •
My granddaughter’s dad, Jason, has moved from South Dakota to
Birmingham, Ala., which makes it much easier for him to get over to see
the girls. Saturday, he picked up Meredith and
her friend Grace (Remy was at a fossil club meeting with her mom). He
took the 15-year-old girls to the Delta Fair at the Agricenter in
Germantown, Tenn. Anyone who takes two 15-year-olds anywhere is a brave person! While
at the fair, Jason posted a picture on Facebook. Almost everyone that’s
seen it has had very negative comments. He took a picture of a sign
advertising “Deep Fried Butter - $4.” Yuck is just about all you can say to that! I
Googled fried butter just to see what exactly it’s supposed to be. And,
you guessed it, it’s exactly what it says -- sticks of butter dipped in
batter and deep fried. Apparently, the butter melts into the batter and makes an extremely rich crust around nothing but a stick! YUCK!  | | Just in case you didn’t believe me! |
• It’s actually my fault that my poor little red car is sitting in the shop right now. Remy,
my youngest granddaughter, is trying to convince me that I need a new
car -- a van to be specific. We rode in her Aunt Rahe’s van a while
back and she’s just positive I need one just like that. I’ve been patting the dashboard of my car and telling it how wonderful I think it is. I
bought the car on my 50th birthday -- everyone needs a spiffy, little,
red, sporty car on their 50th birthday. Especially one that gets 35
miles per gallon! I tell everyone that will
listen that nothing ever goes wrong with my car. I have 207+K miles on
it and I’ve had it tuned up twice and a blower fan put on it. So
Tuesday morning I pulled into Waterford Express to get my daily Diet
Pepsi’s and, as I was running late, I dashed in and dashed right back
out. My car wouldn’t even turn over. Pop had to
come rescue me. He tapped on the starter, the car cranked right up and
I drove straight to the auto repair shop! • And, in case you’re wondering, I plan to never, ever try eating fried butter! |