Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones At long last, I have a donkey!  | | Andre the Thoroughbred and Donkee the donkey |
My brother Dennis, who is definitely a city boy, was at the house Sunday. We
have a new family member, whom I’d neglected to tell Dennis about, but
I took care of the introductions as soon as I remembered! I
finally (!!!) have a donkey! We got him last week and he is so cute! He
has a perfect donkey face and ears and when you talk to him, he waggles
his head and his ears flop from side-to-side. When
he came to live with us, his name was Nomad. Now, we have a name battle
waging. My daughter Dana and granddaughter Meredith are holding out for
Don Quixote. Which is a decent enough name for a neutered donkey. However,
youngest granddaughter Remy and I are determined that the donkey’s name
is Donkee (pronounced as Shrek does -- if you don’t know Shrek, I can’t
explain, except maybe with a mild English accent). Daughter nor granddaughters were home, so I had the privilege of introducing Dennis and Donkee. Actually,
after we’d eaten, we all went to the living room couch and I might have
dozed off. Dennis went outside wandering around and looking at Donkee
closer up. He came back in, very indignant, wanting to know where the water hose was. He said all the water barrels were empty! Since
we only have one water trough for the two horses and one adorable
donkey, I was a little puzzled. Then, he said the water hose wouldn’t
reach the barrels and I was a lot puzzled. We have a water faucet right
beside the water barrel. Turns out, Dennis was looking at the feed barrels, which quite naturally, were dry. After
I’d laughed at him and told him were the water trough was (down the
hill in the pasture), I watched him go back outside and around the
house and down the hill, which is extremely grassy, to check out the
water barrel. Which was full. Dennis hates grass,
etc. and is never comfortable without concrete under his feet. Yet, he
tromped down the hill and though knee-deep grass, just because he
didn’t trust me about the horses. It was really
sweet of him to be so concerned about their water, but a city boy
trying to put water in the horses’ feed buckets was really funny. |