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Close to Nowhere
By Linda Jones
Black
Friday, Erma and UFOs
I
hope you had a happy Thanksgiving!
I
love Thanksgiving, I think it’s probably my favorite holiday
— all the
food and family, without the stress of what to get who and who likes
what and “she got more than I did!”
I
was lucky
enough to be able to enjoy two this year. My brothers came from
Munford, Tenn., and Memphis, Tenn., and we enjoyed our usual feast.
One
of my brothers stayed at my house and napped off his turkey, along with
Pop and Kris, while the other brother, I, Dana, Mere and Remy went to
the Pryors for another family feast.
The
Pryors
don’t usually have a Thanksgiving dinner; they normally spend
the day
deer hunting. But this year, fortunately for us, Marion had twisted her
knee, so they stayed home and she cooked.
We
did
have our usual Erma Bombeck holiday though — she wrote many
columns on
the illnesses inflicted on her family during the holidays. Dana and I
are still recovering from galloping “consumption”
and both the baby
girls suffered mightily from a viral infection.
However
sick we might be though, Dana and I dragged out with the girls Friday
morning — on “Black Friday.”
I’d
never understood the frenzy of that day, as I’d never
ventured out in that madness.
I
probably will never again either!
The
only good experience we had was at Boots & Spurs in Red Banks.
Dottie, as always, had what we needed and I found a Christmas present
on sale!
We
went on to Sam’s, TSC and Hancock’s
after leaving Boots & Spurs. Listen closely to me here
— Black
Friday is not the day to go shopping out away from home!
“They,”
whoever the mysterious “they” are were talking on
the news about a
“small business Saturday.” If I ever shop on Black
Friday again, I can
guarantee it will be at my “small” hometown
businesses!
We
had a spectacular event to cap our Thanksgiving holiday! There was a
UFO hovering in the sky just beyond our treeline.
The
light dipped and whirled and twirled and blinked quite prettily for a
long time.
Dana
says her friend up north somewhere has a collection of recent similar
sightings and has asked her to email them to me.
Spock,
in one of the Star Trek movies, quotes Shakespeare maybe —
“man is so
arrogant to think that God looked at him and said,
‘perfect,’ I don’t
have to try again.” (That’s close anyway.)
I
just hope “whoever” out there has viruses and Black
Fridays also!
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