| Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones Technology I
really shouldn’t read Milton Winter’s column before I finish writing
mine. More often than you would think, his column and my ideas are
drifting along the same line. (My friend Jane says “great minds wander in the same direction.”) The
“big switch” to digital television signals from analog was supposed to
be February 17 (Tuesday, the day I am actually writing this). Apparently,
the American public is not astute enough to be able to have everything
set up and ready to go in a year and a half, so the deadline has been
extended until June somethingth. Even though we
have satellite television at our house, I worried about the little TV
set in my sewing room. I don’t think I can cope without DIY and the
Food Channel. Memphis television station WMC (5)
had a test with Joe Birch a couple weeks ago and if you could see Joe’s
face and hear his voice, you were OK. I am OK. Unlike Milton, I am comfortable with technology, and every new gadget that comes out, I want. I don’t get, but I do want. My
sewing machine is very computerized. It tells me that I’ve forgotten to
put the pressure foot down (again) and that the foot I have on is the
wrong foot for the stitch I’ve selected. I can set it to make a locking
stitch at the beginning of a seam and the end of the same seam. It can write letters and make over 300 designs (I can’t, but it can). All it requires is a degree from MIT. It’s
really kinda funny. I’m not afraid of a computer at all and don’t
hesitate to try to “fix” things or make them do things I want them to
do -- however, I am terrified of attempting anything weird on my sewing
machine. Maybe, I don’t care enough if my computer blows up and I care too much if my sewing machine goes on the fritz. Last
week, in Wyatt’s column, he talked about a “diamond” phone. He was
being facetious about some of the features, but I thought he was also
being sarcastic about the “diamond” part. This weekend, I saw a billboard with a huge “diamond” phone on it. Guess what I want now... My daughter has an iPod; don’t even ask me what my son has and my oldest granddaughter has an iPod Nano she got for Christmas. I
thought the iPod was neat -- we carry it with us on trips and the girls
watch TV shows, or movies, or whatever else has been downloaded into
the tiny little box. The Nano is also really neat
-- turn it sideways and the picture goes right with it. I realized that
this is “old” technology and has been around a while, but it’s the
first time I’ve played with it. I like it! A
young man came in the office a week or so ago and he had an iPhone. I
made a comment and he was nice enough to show me all the stuff the
iPhone does and let me play with it a minute. If
I had an iPhone, I could read my email while driving down the road --
with Ernestine, my Garmin navigational unit still in the console. iPhones have GPS built into them. Guess what else I want? I do love gadgets!
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