| The Preacher’s Corner By Rev. Dr. Milton Winter High definition, high tech and bifocals Even
though Congress has extended the deadline for TV broadcasters to switch
from analog to digital to June 12, by the time you read this, many
North Mississippi stations will have gone ahead with the change. It is
said they are doing this for economic reasons, but Mississippi Public
Broadcasting says there are thousands of people in this area who do not
yet have their converter boxes. They either cannot afford them or do
not know how to hook them up, or are simply unaware. It
seems we are always having to update our technology whether we want to
or not. By some accounts, Holly Springs was the last town in the state
to get dial phones. The story goes that many
resisted the change, as they liked the convenience of just telling the
operator (or “Central” as she was called) to whom they wished to speak,
instead of having to use their fingers to work the dial on the new
phones. (Rosedale, near my hometown of Cleveland
was also one of the last towns to get dial service — and don’t tell
them, but they say Rosedale was the last Mississippi community to get
it. Isn’t it amazing what towns like to brag about? I think the old
Rosedale switchboard went to the state museum in Jackson.) I
do not remember operator assisted local calls. But I do recall when you
told the operator your information when you wanted long distance. Daddy
had a booming voice and made so many calls that he did not have to
identify himself when speaking with the long distance operators at
Cleveland. They recognized his voice and knew his number to add the
charges. When area codes were added, so that you
could dial the numbers yourself, even though the service was suddenly
cheaper, people complained because they had to remember (or look up)
all those extra digits. This was about the same time that zip codes
came in. More grousing. New technology is nice,
but it has its price. Anybody who has had to program a new VCR or CD
system knows what I mean. I usually call for help. I have a clergy
friend who is so computer-savvy that he claims he has never had to hire
a technician to help with his extensive computer system. For my part, I
have trouble working the keypad on the microwave. Someone
sent me an article that the government is asking ministers to help
their church members who are confused about the analog to digital
changeover. We are supposed to have classes on where to get and how to
hook up those converter boxes. Maybe some of my colleagues would be
good at this, but anyone who knows me can testify that I would be the
worst possible choice to lead such an effort. Presbyterians
may be the most “technologically-challenged” religion. Indeed, our lack
of gadgets and gizmos in the sanctuary is almost a badge of honor. It
is the way you can tell who we are! Some years
ago I officiated at a wedding conducted in a church of another
denomination. There were more people there with the technical services
than there were family and friends to constitute the “dearly beloved”
gathered to celebrate with the bride and groom! Here were all these
people monitoring the sound, adding the video, taking the pictures
(both still and video), piping in the music, and adjusting the lights. In our church on Sundays, it is just me and the organist. Two deacons receive the offering. Very simple, completely low-tech. I
like my new digital toys as well as the next guy, although I am not
sure how much good a high-definition TV is going to do me what with my
bifocals and growing need for a hearing aid. I
also remember that Jesus reached the whole world simply by teaching
twelve other guys. He had no “technology” whatsoever. So far as we
know, he did not even write a book.
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