| Succumbed to cell phone mania – with tongue in cheek Wyatt’s World By Wyatt Emmerich I
succumbed last week to the prevailing cell phone mania. I bought a
fancy cell phone that does everything - the HTC Touch Diamond from
Cellular South. For a while there, my wife Ginny
was sure she was going to have to send me to treatment. There’s a
reason the Blackberry is nicknamed Crackberry. For gizmo freaks like
me, these new cell phones are addictive. There
was one main reason I bought the HTC Touch Diamond - my brother-in-law
Terrell Knight who won’t allow any family member or any of his 10,000
closest friends to have any cell phone not on the Cellular South system. If I had bought an iPhone, Terrell would have crushed it under his foot the first time I pulled it out in front of him. But
there were other reasons as well: The Apple groupies give me the
creeps. It’s like joining a weird religious cult. They walk around with
this glazed expression. I didn’t want to go there. Wife
Ginny has two criteria in a cell phone: Does it work and is it easy to
use. Her phones are the most basic you could possibly buy. She has no
desire to do anything with a cell phone but talk. In
contrast, I wanted a high-res camera, a web browser, a GPS with voice
turn, e-mail synchronized with my work computer, a music player and a
video camera - for starters! In fact, the only
thing Ginny and I agree on is we want decent reception. On this count,
I am eternally grateful to the Creekmore family for putting up enough
towers. The Cellular South reception is hands down superior to their
competitors. I can now use my cell phone at work and at my mother’s
house. I have now mastered the HTC Diamond and I
love it. I will put it head to head against any smartphone, including
the magnificent iPhone. I admit to gloating when
I shut down a recent iPhonista by displaying my new phone’s car mileage
enhancement mode. Punch a couple of buttons and the HTC sends a signal
to my car’s fuel injection computer which tripled my car’s fuel
efficiency, giving me 100 miles per gallon on the highway. I haven’t downloaded the subsonic wave artery clearing program, but plan to once it’s out of beta. I
have now spent two weeks of my life mastering every possible keystroke
of the HTC Touch Diamond. If I live another 300 years and never get
another phone, I will have a great return on the investment of my time. But
that’s not the point. For a gizmo addict like me, it’s all about the
journey. I don’t do crossword puzzles, but bending gizmos to my will
floats my boat. The HTC Diamond is impressive:
compact size, 3.2 megapixel camera, a built-in GPS, 4-gig hard drive,
256 RAM, 528 megahertz processor, WiFi, 640 x 480 screen, built-in
stylus and touchscreen commands. Before the HTC,
I had a cell phone, a digital camera and a GPS. I wanted all three
devices in one. The HTC delivered. Its one failing is the lack of a
flash with the camera. One breakthrough is the
camera. Up until this phone, camera phone resolution was just too low.
Who wants to save a fuzzy photo? The HTC photos are as crisp and clear
as the eye can discern. The GPS works
beautifully. It locks on the satellites in just a few seconds and stays
locked while the camera sits in the passenger seat. I downloaded some
software and now get audible turn-by-turn directions as I drive. I’ll
never be lost again. Not only is the camera
better than the iPhone, but the HTC is considerably less bulky. The
smaller HTC screen is offset by the higher resolution. My
iPhonista friends love to show off their touchscreen keyboard. They can
have it. My fingertips are about 100 times wider than the stylus that
comes with the HTC. Although I can use my fingers with the HTC, the
stylus is way easier, faster and with fewer errors. Another
huge advantage is the swappable HTC battery. Just this week I was at an
all-day conference where a charger wasn’t easily available. After 12
hours, I just swapped the expiring battery with a tiny fresh one in my
pocket. No problem. You can’t do this with the iPhone. So
do I throw away my digital camera and Garmin GPS? Not yet. Dedicated
devices are faster, bigger and more feature-rich than what comes with
the HTC. There will be plenty of times I’ll want to use these devices.
The advantage is the many occasions when I forget to bring the camera
or GPS. Now I have a reasonable backup. Another
huge advance is e-mail and Web surfing. My old Razor could do both, but
not well enough to be compelling. With the 3G Cellular South network,
Web surfing is super fast wherever I go. There’s nothing better than to
be sitting in a doctor’s office and responding to e-mail and surfing
the Web just like you were at your desk. This is a real productivity
boost. The advance of technology is amazing.
Fifteen years ago, we had no Web. Now we have all the information in
the world in our pocket wherever we go. Incredible. Like
many others, I have personally tracked the progress of computers, the
Internet, e-mail, GPS, digital cameras over time. There have been many
frustrating moments as the emerging technologies failed to live up to
expectations. It’s pretty satisfying to see everything come together in
the palm of your hand. Congratulations humanity! You did it!
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