| Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones Frankenstein We
are home from the hospital! I realize that “Pop” is the one who had
heart surgery, but I truly believe I’m tireder than he is! All
he had to do was lie in the bed and get his ribs cracked open and have
his heart laid out on a table (well, maybe not actually on a table, but
they do take it out) while the excellent, excellent cardiovascular
surgeon repaired all the arteries and veins he could find. When
the surgeon, Dr. Gwin Robbins of Sutherland Clinic in Germantown,
Tenn., came back to the ICU waiting room to talk to me and Jane, he
made a comment about Pop’s old arteries, stents and bypasses -- saying
they looked like they had been Krazy Glued together. I
had an insane desire to just start cackling hysterically -- little does
Dr. Robbins know that Krazy Glue is Pop’s favorite way to repair the
many cuts and injuries he sustains. If Pop could have reached his
“old” arteries, he would surely have glued them somehow! The
normally five-hour surgery to repair a “cabbage,” took nearly 11 hours.
My friend Jane sat in the freezing cold ICU waiting room with me the
entire time. I might have gone completely insane without her! But then
again, neither she nor I are completely sane to begin with... Pop
is laughing at the girls’ reaction to his stitches. He has stitches
down his arm where they “harvested” a vein and stitches down one leg,
where they “harvested” another vein to make the grafts and bypasses. And,
of course, there is the long incision down his chest and all the
various holes left over from all the various drains and tubes, etc. He
keeps telling the girls that he’s “Frankenstein.” After they visited in
the stepdown unit room with him while an IV pole dripped blood into one
of those tubes, they don’t think it’s quite as funny as he does. • Friday night we drove home from St. Francis and saw the immediate aftermath of the storm. We
watched the storm from our vantage point window at St. Francis until
the nurse came in and asked the girls to get out of the window seat and
lower the shades, as “high winds” were reported in the area. Our power was out all night and most of Saturday. Many kudos to all the HSUD folks who work in horrible conditions to make sure we have air conditioning! The folks on Hwy. 310 really, really appreciate you!
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