| The Preacher’s Corner By Rev. Dr. Milton Winter Technology comes with a price What
a help the telephone is to the preacher! Mine started ringing early
today with the stuff of my daily concern. “Margaret is in the
hospital.” “Prentis needs a projector for Vacation Bible School.” Truth
to tell, I do most of my work over the phone. What if, as with my
predecessors here in the olden days, I had to saddle a horse or write
letters in long hand for every communication that needed to be made? Except
for the efficiency of my late afternoon visits to the Big Star, where
in the course of several days I can usually catch up with just about
all of my members, the telephone is my biggest helper in ministry. Even
the transients and panhandlers feel free to phone me at home (how they
find my number I am not quite sure), but I know that Jesus would have
me dispense kindness on our church’s behalf, and so that charitable
effort, to the extent of my ability, I am happy to make. Mary
Doxey told me that when her father was minister here (1926-1934), he
never had a car. He would walk to all his calls, and if he needed to
visit out in the country, he would rent a buggy. That, along with the
fact that Dr. Bitzer shoveled coal into the church’s furnace late on
Saturday nights, makes me appreciate the relief that modern
conveniences give! All of you know that I like
to make fun of our ubiquitous cell phones. It seems like people cannot
shop at Wal-Mart or drive their cars without a telephone in one hand
and a slushy drink in the other. I should talk. I seldom watch TV
without simultaneously typing on my computer. I expect it means I do
not do either one well. I have a strictly one-track mind. I almost
forgot a wedding once because I was so focused on my computer. Then
there is the whole matter of e-mail. I am so hooked on it that I am
distressed if there is not a new message every hour; and if somebody
does not reply to one I send right away, I grumble to myself about how
careless and inattentive they are. Of course,
these are great conveniences. Mark Miller told me yesterday how, when
he was a counselor at our summer church camp in his college days (that
was back in the Stone Age, for those of you who don’t know Mark), a
truck full of ice cream he was driving out to camp from Oxford ran out
of gas on the Hopewell Road, out there in the blazing sun. A cell phone
would have been real handy then but, of course, nobody but Dick Tracy
had modes of communication so advanced back then. (The old green truck
was a gift to the camp from a church member in Greenville who had a
dealership. Its gas gauge was inoperative, which may have been the
reason it was a gift!) But even gas gauges are a
modern convenience, which remind us that all helpful technology comes
with a price. When the oxen that pulled your wagon got hungry after
eight or ten miles, all you had to do was find a grassy place and let
them graze for awhile. Now, what with tweets,
texts, and twitter, there is no telling what is going on in my pews on
Sunday. I try to comfort myself that those with the little devices in
their hands are listening actively, taking careful notes on all the
spiritual nuggets I dispense. But I flatter myself. The
situation is probably like the note I found penciled on a bulletin when
I was tidying up the pews sometime back. It read: “Well, where shall we
eat this Sunday: Annie’s or the City Café?”
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