| Close to Nowhere By Linda Jones Deuteronomy It’s
very quiet at my house this week. Kinda scary compared to last week,
when part of the week I had 12+ people for the weekend and then five
girls for the rest of the week (I’ve promised not to call them “little”
girls anymore). This week there are no girls
anywhere. Some went home, some went elsewhere to visit and mine went
off to visit one of the friends who went home. Apparently
Remy, who’s “only” 10, was greatly encouraged by the audience that was
at our house last week and decided to show them her bravery and
expertise. So, at 7 a.m. one morning, Mom went out looking for Rem; as she was nowhere to be found in their house or our house. She found her because Rem was excitedly calling out to her -- “Mom, look at me!” Mom
nearly fainted! The Gremlin was perched atop Dude (short for
Deuteronomy), the big black horse that lets no one ride him but Dana
(Mom). This horse is nearly 17 hands tall and even at around 20 years
old, is very high spirited. When Dana rides him, he dances and prances
while she’s getting on and then they’re off like the wind. He likes to
run a lot! Since Dana has belonged to Dude since he was two days old,
they really think alike in how they want to ride. (Our
former neighbor, the late Clyde Williams, wife of the late Tommy
Williams, used to call me if Dana and Dude rode in their pasture --
“That girl and that fool horse are gonna get killed! They’re jumping
the levy into the pond again.”) But, back to
Grem...she was riding Dude around the pasture bareback, with just a
lead rope tied kinda around the base of his neck. She’d tug on the rope
and he’d go wherever she tugged -- plodding placidly along like he was
a mild-mannered, gentle horse. Now, every time we
turn around, Grem is back on the horse. We had to make her promise that
she wouldn’t sneak off to ride; that she’d tell us (she’d been going
out into the dark to ride -- and she’s always been terrified of the
dark before -- go figure!). This week, we don’t
have to worry about her sneaking out to ride the horse -- not only is
she in Bartlett, visiting their friend, she slid off Dude Sunday
morning and sprained her wrist. She can’t throw
the rope around his neck, lead him to the water trough, climb up on
that and then throw herself onto his back comfortably. Thank goodness for small favors! • All the girls, who are some sort of pack or gaggle, now have nicknames for themselves. It’s
always been Rem, Gremlin or Grem for Remy (unless her mom is using
“that tone” and calling her Claudia Remy). Meredith has been Binky
forever or Mere since school started. Emily (which is hard to say with
Remy, you come up with Remily) is Em; Megan is Meg but until now,
they’ve not been able to find a short version of Grace. That’s been solved -- Grr works perfectly for her!
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