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By Linda Jones
369 days ’til what!?!
Whew!
We made it though another one!
By
the time you’re reading this, the turkey will be in soup; and if we’re
lucky, so will the ham bone. Is there anything better than pinto beans
cooked with a ham bone? Throw in a piece of hot cornbread and dinner is
ready!
Just
exactly when is “dinner?” Or, for that matter, “supper?”
The
only one I’m really sure about is breakfast -- which meant originally
to “break the fast” when you wake up in the morning.
Lunch
is the noon meal, unless you’re having dinner then. Dinner, the main
meal of the day, can be at lunch or at supper (souper) in the evening.
Unless,
of course, you had elevenses at 11 a.m. Or maybe you had “second
breakfast.” To my understanding, both of these are the same as
afternoon tea (or snack time), except it’s a morning tea (or snack).
In
J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Hobbit,” Bilbo Baggins mentions that hobbits like
to eat seven meals a day.
Sounds
like a great idea to me! There are seven available: breakfast, second
breakfast, elevenses, brunch, tiffin, lunch, tea, dinner, supper,
dessert, and snack. (Tiffin is just another word for ‘snack.’)
After
cooking all day on Christmas or Thanksgiving, many cooks in my circle
of friends are just too blamed tired to eat. Or, it could be that we’ve
tasted until we’re just not hungry.
Whatever
the
excuse, by the time the holiday meal rolls around, I’m not hungry. So,
day after leftovers are very important! That’s when I enjoy my holiday
meals the most.
The
first turkey sandwich “the
day after” is always great! With my family, you have rules about
leftover turkey sandwiches -- has to be white, yucky bread, has to have
mayo slathered over the aforementioned white bread, and then of course
the cold, chopped leftover turkey. That’s pretty near perfect! Lay’s
original, plain potato chips are all that’s needed to bring that
sandwich all the way to perfection!
The
first day after Christmas, I enjoy the dickens out of turkey sandwiches
and/or chunks of fried, leftover ham.
The
second day after Christmas, it’s still good, but...
The
third day, I’m swearing I’ll never eat turkey again! Certainly not for
seven meals!
After
Christmas is a good time to start thinking about New Year’s
resolutions. I think about them frequently, but nowadays, I don’t even
attempt to make them anymore.
Why?
I certainly don’t keep them!
How
many years have we all resolved to eat less and lose weight?
How
many of us have actually done that? I’m sure some have, but I don’t
know “them” personally.
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This edition of the paper is dated Dec. 27 -- only 369 shopping days
left until Christmas, 2008!
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