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The Preacher’s Corner By Rev. Dr. Milton Winter Thermostat some sort of religious icon Talking with a minister-friend of mine, I was amused
at the sense of triumph in his voice at having countered a little
“ritual” that takes place in his congregation every Sunday. It seems
that one highly assertive member creeps up to the thermostat just
before the service starts and cranks it up to 85. To the rest of the
congregation (and my friend’s) huge relief, a special electronic
thermostat has been installed that automatically resets to 70 in one
minute! Of course, the member who is evidently seeking to prepare
himself for the fire and brimstone that is to come, will soon find a
way to contravene the system! I am convinced that
when the archaeologists dig up the ruins of our churches they will
think that the thermostat was some sort of religious icon. In more
churches than you would think it is up on the front wall. Is that so
that people like our friend cannot monkey with it? Archaeologists will
also think that the silver propane tank beside country churches was
part of the religious equipment. They are ubiquitous. Some bright
scientist will concoct a theory that they came from outer space. The
business of custom and ritual in churches is fascinating to ponder
upon. Every church is ritualistic — not just those which recite their
prayers from a book. In fact the churches that
are less formal may be more ritualistic than those that follow a set
liturgy. Even in churches that say they are open to spontaneity, the
special movements of the spirit tend to look pretty similar whenever
they do occur. It is very seldom that something
really new or different happens in a church, and when it does, it is
usually a cause for critical remark. People really do not like change,
at least when it comes to their religion. Of
course, we ministers believe that we were put on this earth to be
agents of change. Isn’t that what “conversion” is all about? So, if not
many conversions are happening, we content ourselves by thinking up all
sorts of other changes, “just to get people used to the idea.” Like
folding the bulletin. For some reason, most churches think they must
have a printed bulletin. Often more work goes into making the bulletin
than to thinking up the sermon. Still, if this week’s service is pretty
much like last week’s and the last one hundred before, couldn’t the
minister just announce the minor changes, such as this week’s hymn
numbers, and the location of the scripture lesson? It sure would save a
lot of trees! But as I say, all people think the
bulletin must be folded. Think of the commotion it would cause if you
handed out unfolded bulletins. People
instinctively fold them in half and stuff them in their Bibles or hymn
books. So we could just make folding the bulletin a ritual, and it
would save the worker bees among the faithful who type and print the
bulletins this dreaded piece of drudgery. It could become a meaningful
group activity. The Order of Service would read like this… Organ Prelude Chiming of the Hour Call to Worship Folding your Bulletin. Opening Hymn and Prayer…
Then
if we just added Adjusting the Thermostat, the entire congregation
would be fully engaged. Take this up with your church board. Your
pastor and church secretary will thank you! |